Buzzword Bingo by UrbanDictionary.com

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It seems like every article, tweet, blog post I read someone has a different definition of the same buzzwords – especially in technology.  Mentioning cloud or big data on a tech blog is like bringing sand to the beach. That’s one of the reasons why we made The Real DevOps of Silicon Valley - to make fun of the hype.  I got to thinking… has anyone taken the time to shed some light on these ambiguous terms?  I investigated on Urban Dictionary and this is what I found…

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IT According to UrbanDictionary.com
(Not kidding, look it up…)

 

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1. CLOUD COMPUTING
cloud com·put·ing, noun.

“Utilizing the resonance of water molecules in clouds when disturbed by
wireless signals to transmit data around the globe from cloud to cloud.
I use cloud computing so I don’t have to worry about viruses, I
only have to worry about birds flying through my cloud.’”

 

2. AGILE

Screen Shot 2013-02-22 at 5.30.08 PMag·ile
, adj.

“Agile is a generalized term for a group of anti-social behaviors used by office workers to avoid doing any work while simultaneously giving the appearance of being insanely busy. Agile methods include visual distraction, subterfuge, camouflage, psycho-babble, buzzwords, deception, disinformation, and ritual humiliation. It has nothing to do with the art and practice of software engineering.”

 

3. BIG DATA
Screen Shot 2013-02-22 at 5.18.19 PMbig da·ta, noun.

“Modern day version of Big Brother. Online searches, store purchases, Facebook posts, Tweets or Foursquare check-ins, cell phone usage, etc. is creating a flood of data that, when organized and categorized and analyzed, reveals trends and habits about ourselves and society at large.”

 

4. DEVOPS
Screen Shot 2013-02-22 at 5.13.42 PMdev·ops, adj.

“When developers and operations get together to drink beer and color on whiteboards to avoid drama in the War Room.  Also a buzzword for recruiters to use to promote overpaid dev or ops jobs.”

Watch episode HERE.

 

5. SOFTWARE
soft·ware, noun.

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“The parts of a computer that can’t be kicked, but ironically
deserve it most.

 

6. IT
i·t, noun. 

“The word the Knights of Ni cannot hear or say.”Screen Shot 2013-02-22 at 5.14.11 PM
(Monty Python & the Holy Grail reference)

 

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